For sale one dead tree

For sale one dead tree, sixty thousand pounds

Because of the enthusiasm for the Kirkby Tree sculpture I ‘m offering for sale any one of these two naturally formed dead trees made of real wood.

The buyer hopefully (Knowsley Council) if preferred can sponsor or adopt the trees 

 I’m offering the two dead trees for the price of one for this month only, the buyer must remove. Call Dead Trees R. US. Now On 177643 765 395

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The Kirkby Tree sculpture

Because of  Japan's Fukushima nuclear disaster Dead Trees R. US. have secured a deal for a large quantity of dead trees to be sold on at a massively reduced price, and even further reductions for Knowsley Council members.

Now each council member will be able to afford their very own personal Fukushima dead tree, council members can proudly display this wonderful dead tree in their own front garden and be the envy of their neighborhood.

For each dead tree purchased you will receive a fabulous free gift of a dead Fukushima bonsai tree to proudly display in your home.

Your Free Gift

We also supply a various range of ornamental birds of prey and accessories

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Breaking News

It’s believed an alien life source has crashed into the sculpture in Kirkby while trying to discover why humans would erect a sculpture of a dead tree in their own town square.